10 things that only happen to those obsessed with astrology

For us horoscope and astrology fans, life is not easy. When we start talking about zodiac signs and character inclinations, we are often looked upon with an air of disdain or as if we were in the throes of a mystical delusion. But rest assured because fans like us grow day by day and we can count on a community that lives our small / big dramas. Here are 10 things that only happen to those obsessed with astrology:

1. Whatever you do is not your fault but your sign, ascendant and moon. Basically it is not you who have chosen with which astral conjunction to be born and this has consequences.

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2. When you like someone, ask them immediately what their sign is and pray it doesn’t look the same as your ex.

3. Your Instagram and TikTok feed is monothematic: you only have horoscope-themed posts, videos, memes and reels. There is no more room for anything else: you have also made the algorithm passionate.

4. If someone gives you the right on this subject you can go on talking about it for hours. Dinners and lunches monopolized by your speeches have remained in the annals.

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5. You know the natal cards of all your best friends, partners and family and you are pleased to notice that there are recurring signs that, coincidentally, refer to yours.

6. “Look at hearing you speak, in my opinion, you are * insert zodiac sign *.” Answer: «Wow. Exact”. Satisfied smile printed on the face for at least 48 hours.

7. Whenever someone tells you about a disagreement or an argument, your answer is always the same: “Well, what did you expect? It is * zodiac sign that you hate * ». (In case the person in question does not have that sign or even has yours, you are much more conciliatory)

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8. Amazon sponsored posts also know about your horoscope obsession. The last time, among the recommended ones, next to the bamboo make-up removal pads, there was a book on tarot and astrology.

9.“Oh my God but he’s talking about me!” It is your standard reaction whenever you read something about your sign.

10. Once, in a cover letter for a job, to confirm that you have certain required character skills, you mentioned your sign and ascendant.

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