One of the passions I share with my best friend is gossip. Whether it is Kendall Jenner or of a person we met, a few years ago, during a course, we are equally in hype if we have any news about it to share. It is not about being gossip but about being well informed about the people around us and our vocation (yes, it is the right term to define it) often comes in handy in crucial situations: like, animating evenings that seemed to be doomed to failure.
Here, 10 things that happen to those who, like me, are a lover of gossip.
1- You are the historical archive of your group of friends and beyond. Just ask yourself and get to know flirts and relationships from the last few years with dates attached.
2- You know how to interpret the signs on social media: it is useless to be mysterious because with a few likes, comments and a tag, you can reconstruct what kind of relationship there is between two people.
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3- You have developed sign language with your best friends. Just look at them for a few seconds to understand that they have something to tell you but cannot do it at that moment.
4- Archive every conversation Whatsapp of the person they are telling you about before they actually start talking about it. That you never hit enter with the wrong sender.
5- You get irritated when you are told something but without enough details. Typical of those who, unlike you, do not like gossip.
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6- When you talk about yourself, you do not say you are a gossip, but only a person who knows how to judge what are the relevant things in an argument.
7- For you, whoever wrote the saying “Who minds his own business lives a hundred years” was clearly a very ugly person.
8- There was no need to reboot Gossip Girl: you and your life were already there!
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9- Since you know very well how news spreads, you are the best person to ask to keep a secret.
10- The torture you fear the most? “Look, I discovered a super scoop, but they asked me not to tell anyone about it.” So don’t say anything!
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