20 fleeting seconds

This article is published in number 16 of Vanity Fair on newsstands until April 20, 2021

Let’s reflect: the female orgasm lasts about twenty seconds, the male one from three to ten seconds. Women reach it in 69% of reports, men do better, we reach 95%. Now, do you really want to experience 23-hour, 59-minute, 40-second days of hell for that fleeting moment of compensation? What signal are we giving to the universe? Do you really want to tell karma that in the name of the most unscrupulous physical enjoyment you are able to endure a failed relationship? I’m certainly not recommending asexual asceticism, I’m just reminding you that the world is full of people you can have incredible orgasms with and who won’t make you want to sink in once you put your panties back in place.

Never waste pleasure on someone you don’t like, never use sex as the glue of something wrong. Go for the full package, and in the meantime, as you look around, one of those twelve-speed sex toys will do just fine.

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