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6 kinds of college professors

In our collective imagination, university professors are holders of knowledge who can’t wait to transfer their knowledge and wisdom to the very young students who sit in front of them in the classroom. Here, let’s say that the reality is slightly different … If you have recently enrolled in college, here are some categories of professors you will have to contend with.

The lazy
You recognize the professor who does not want to work almost immediately: he enters the classroom with his briefcase in tow, sits at his desk, turns on the computer and spends the next two hours reading the slides, which are nothing more than a meticulous work copy and paste from the least trusted site ever, Wikipedia. The intonation stays the same all the time and the involvement borders on zero, and in the end there is nothing left for you to do but indulge in numbness and take a nap with your head resting on the desk.

The legend
His name is whispered reverently in the corridors. Everyone fears him. The rumors circulating about him are wasted, a bit like what happens with Regina George in Mean Girls; only, in this case, we are not talking about phantom hair insurance or expensive Fendi bags, but only horrendous rejections and epochal humiliations. Don’t be scared: most of the time, professors who are described as carrion turn out to be harmless. Sure, some are real assholes, but take heart and think that after graduation, you’ll never have to see them again.

The megalomaniac
It is an unwritten law that is impossible to escape: if you enroll at university, be prepared to face the professor with delusions of grandeur. Topics he does nothing but talk about: the books he has written, the prominent figures he has collaborated with, the awards he has received, the research he has conducted and a number of other things that, even if you try hard, he can give a damn. . Topics he remembers to mention only from time to time, almost in passing: the ones he should teach you.

The brilliant
Few things are less fun than a professor who tries at all costs to be nice. With each joke, you can’t help but feel what, in English, is called “second hand embarassement”, or the embarrassment that overwhelms you when others say or do something that makes them ridiculous. Even if you want the floor beneath your feet to open up and swallow you, you have to force a laugh and hope the lesson ends quickly.

The ghost
Did you think sentimental disappointments were enough? And instead, you are also affected by the professor who does ghosting. You spent hours writing a very long, very formal, very polite e-mail – “dear” here, “best regards” there – and in the end you don’t even deign * a reply. If you are lucky *, you get either a “no” or an “okay”: written just like that, all in lowercase and without punctuation.

The enthusiast
Finally, it is good not to forget the category of professors who love their subject and who love to teach it, and who are capable of instilling in you an enthusiasm and curiosity that remind you why you decided to enroll in university and why, despite everything, it’s worth it. They exist, I swear to you, they’re just as rare as legendary Pokemon.

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