Gwyneth Paltrow has found a really practical use for her Oscar

Even when he gives his best by spreading the concept of “conscious uncoupling”, in one way or another Gwyneth Paltrow it is always a source of sincere delight when he answers questions. It’s like when Jessica Simpson wondered, as is widely known, whether what he was eating was chicken or fish (to be honest, “Chicken of the Sea” is an incredibly misleading name), only for Paltrow to resort to her signature phrase (“mmm, not I’ve never thought about that”), especially when she talks about vaginal balls or blithely insists that she hasn’t appeared in Spider-Man: Homecoming (he did it).

Her easy-going tone makes her the ideal subject for 73 questions Vogue (a series of video interviews), and you can be sure that he doesn’t disappoint expectations as he wanders barefoot in the backyard of his house in Amagansett while he shoots down the relationships between actors (“forget it”), confesses to loving the view (in a scale from 1 to 10, it’s «a 25») and says its opinion jorts of his daughter Apple (the only thing he would like to steal from her closet).

Between sharing his favorite swear word (“fuck ass”) and showing off a photo of his son Moses “doing something I don’t quite understand” in a bathroom (a school photography project, perhaps having to do with stop-motion), comes the most wonderful moment of a chat full of wonderful moments.

Paltrow leads the camera from one rolling green expanse to another, dragging her feet through a wooden door held open by an Oscar statuette.

«My doorstop! It works perfectly!», he says enthusiastically, pointing to the place where the Oscar is leaning against the door. Probably, we have to admit it, it is more useful than a perfume to the essence of his vagina.

In any case, Gwyneth thinks that you should always have a nice cheese tray, she blindly trusts the recipes of Ina Garten and says he drinks “eight of these” bottles of water a day. And U.S? We trust Gwyneth blindly, for eternity.