Prince Philip in his own words: “I’m rude, but it’s so funny”

Prince Philip, who passed away on April 9 at the age of 99, may have been one of the most controversial royals, but he was also by far the funniest. Gruff, but ironic; master of faux pas and anecdotes. So much so that in 2015 a book by Nigel Cawthorne collected the most fun: “I know I’m rude, but it’s funny: the royal family and the world in general – seen by Prince Philip “.

Husband

The Duke’s biographer, Gyles Brandreth, once asked him how he thought he was seen.

“I don’t know,” he replied. “A refugee husband, I suppose.” And again: «I’m nothing but a damned amoeba. I am the only man in the country who is not allowed to give his name to his children. ‘

Habits
She said that every evening a bottle of whiskey appears next to the queen’s bed, even though she didn’t order it. Philip discovered that Queen Victoria once had a cold and asked for a scotch before bed. Since the order was never canceled, the servants continued to bring the bottle of whiskey even 80 years later.

The guide
“How do you keep the locals off alcohol long enough to pass the test?” To a driving instructor from Oban, Scotland.

Withdrawal
In 2017 he retired from public life with a joke: “After 70 years I think I’ve done my part.”

Ways of doing
At the age of 21 he wrote to a relative whose son had just been killed in the war, saying, “I know you will never think much of me. I am rude and I say a lot of things inappropriately, I only realize later that I have hurt someone. Then I am full of remorse and I try to put things back in order ».

In Italy
“Give me a beer, I don’t care which one, as long as it’s beer!” When the Italian Prime Minister Giuliano Amato offered him the best Italian wines at a dinner in Rome.

Corona
“My wife has a good seat, safe enough, but so boring.”

Sport
«The only sport I follow is polo. And most of the effort is done by a horse. ‘

strategy
“An invariable habit of mine is to say something nice at the beginning only to be apologized if I should say something inappropriate later on.”

Weddings
“If a man opens the car door to his wife, either the car is new or the wife is new.”

Hollywood
To Cate Blanchett during a reception: “What do you do?” “I work in the film industry.” “Ah well. You know, we have a DVD player at home and I don’t think it works. There is a cable coming out from behind. Do you know where to go? ‘

Opinions
“Notoriously I have never been reticent in expressing my opinion on matters I know absolutely nothing about.”

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