Happy Blue Monday everyone and welcome to the saddest day of the year (as if all other days were a space party). We know the things to do in order not to be overwhelmed by a bad mood and to arrive san * and salv * at the end of the day: physical activity, eating well, doing yoga, writing a list of good intentions.
If none of these work I have collected 10 more or less useful things to buy on Blue Monday that could help you feel better.
A TALKING CACTUS
Sing, dance, talk and challenge anyone to stay serious after the first twenty seconds. Especially recommended in this particular period for those who have to face a solitary quarantine and no longer know which number in the phone book to call to chat a bit.
How many useful things can you do with € 6.99? Eat a cold sandwich at Autogrill or buy these glasses. Put them on to go out or to go to the supermarket: you will have already turned your day.
A BOOK OF WORDS TO COLOR
For particularly angry creatives who will only have to worry about picking an offense and coloring it. They say it can be more relaxing than spas.
A TISSUE HOLDER MOAI STATUE
The perfect item for those who are tired of the usual supermarket handkerchief boxes with dubious colorful patterns – the ones that mothers buy, so to speak.
AN INFLATABLE UNICORN HORN FOR CATS
A must-have for disturbing cat lovers, even if the real challenge will be being able to make them hold it in their head for more than a minute.
A MINI MICROPHONE FROM KARAOKE
How likely is it that you will have to improvise karaoke on the go? Probably none, but you never know and this mini mic is too cute.
Dedicated to all nostalgic nerds who want to escape from the nagging responsibilities of every day. With the Tamagotchi you will only have to take care of three things: make him eat, play and collect his poop.
A CANDELA IN THE SHAPE OF THE MIDDLE DITO
If the bad mood is really skyrocketing, it is always better to vent it on a candle – which you can choose in your favorite color – and wait for it to melt.
FISH SHAPED SLIPPERS
I know we’re only in January but why not get ready for the summer holidays in time by buying some new slippers to show off on the beach? Your feet will sweat a lot but you will certainly not go unnoticed.
A FLAMINGO WATERING CAN
Watering can or ornament? It doesn’t matter if you have plants to save or not, it’s a pink flamingo-shaped object and it’s okay anyway.